K&F Show #08: Route 7/11 – S1 Episode 12 of The Dukes of Hazzard!
An out of town crime-boss lady named Helen Hogan comes to Hazzard with a “rolling casino,” a semi-truck with a full blown casino in the trailer. Bo & Luke take a job for her as drivers to gain money to repair the General Lee, not knowing she’s a crook. Boss Hogg realizes what they’ve done and hopes to cash in on the casino action while simultaneously putting the Dukes behind bars. An old friend of Jesse’s gets swindled by the evil casino, thus forcing the Dukes to illegally right a moral wrong. Cooter drives the General. Hijinks ensue.
K&F Show #07: Money to Burn – S1 Episode 11 of The Dukes of Hazzard!
Boss Hogg is morally offended when his bank must send in $1Million dollars in old U.S. currency to the Federal Mint in order to be exchanged for new money. To aid in his unhappiness he creates a scheme to pretend the money was stolen, then to bury it in a fake casket, then dig it back up later after the Feds stop checking into it. Somehow Bo and Luke get involved, to put right what once was wrong. Body snatching takes place. The General Lee jumps. Hijinks ensue.
K&F Show #06: Deputy Dukes – S1 Episode 10 of The Dukes of Hazzard!
Bo and Luke get caught with their pants down (literally – long story) by Rosco. He puts them in jail and takes the General Lee. To get our of jail and recover the General they must be deputized….in order to move Public Enemy #1 from Springville to Hazzard, a duty that Rosco doesn’t want to do for fear of being killed. They pull it off, but have to fight off Dolly Parton’s sister to do it (not a joke). Hijinks ensue.
K&F Show #05: Limo One is Missing – S1 Episode 9 of The Dukes of Hazzard!
Cooter steals Limo One, out of love and stupidity. Bo and Luke save him, out of loyalty and stupidity. Boss Hogg tries to do something bad. The General Lee jumps. It’s awesome.
K&F Show #04: Our Review of The Big Heist – S1 Episode 8 of The Dukes of Hazzard!
A criminal comes to Hazzard and robs Boss Hogg via gunpoint, which turns out to actually just be a screwdriver in his pocket. The criminal jumps into a passing General Lee as the first available getaway car. Boss assumes the Dukes are in on it. The crook takes the General, but offers to wash it and fill it with gas upon return. Bo and Luke learn the cork is actually a chicken farmer that bought bad farm equipment from Boss that cooked his eggs instead of making baby chickens. Hijinks ensue.
K&F Show #03: Our Review of Luke’s Love Story – S1 Episode 7 of The Dukes of Hazzard!
Bo and Luke enter the General Lee into an annual overland race where cheating, hitting, and stabbing is apparently fair game in order to win the race. Luke wins the rights to drive. A chick named Amy enters the race driving a Mustang named Lucifer. She also has a female mechanic. Fantastic 1970’s references about women’s abilities follow. Luke falls in love – in seconds – with her, asking her to commit to him but allowing him the “freedom” of fooling around with other women (remember – this is still Season 1 – and the wholesome values of the show haven’t kicked in yet.) Amy’s ex-boyfriend attempts to kill her during the race. Luke intervenes and stops him, but loses the race in the process. Boss Hogg’s dead mothers ashes are in the trophy cup for some reason. Hijinks ensue.
K&F Show #02: Our Review of Swamp Molly – S1 Episode 6 of The Dukes of Hazzard!
The Dukes are visited by an old friend names Swamp Molly. Molly and Jesse were former moonshine runners together. Molly needs Jesse’s help to make a “final run” that will allow her the finances to help a relative attend divinity school (or something like that). Jesse – known for his integrity – again breaks his vow to never run moonshine again and makes Bo and Luke do it. Rosco busts them in the process where it found they were unknowingly running guns and ammo, not moonshine. An ice cream truck is jumped into a lake. Hijinks ensue.
K&F Show #01: Our Review of High Octane – S1 Episode 5 of The Dukes of Hazzard!
Our Review of High Octane – S1 Episode 5 of The Dukes of Hazzard!